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Anyone Demotivational Poster

IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You

TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.

LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

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Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.


NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...

TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


TAGS: flour anyone and let that be a lesson to ya
Rating: 4.08/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 1:02 pm
what has been seen, can Not be unseen...
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:52 pm
poor bastard!

COCAINE - 3 Lines Max Except for the fourth And Fifth...What?...It's just a short one.

TAGS: anyone got a spoon
Rating: 2.96/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
It's a talent.
Nik - October 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
Yes Zed...I know. But once again you're condescending manner shines on...I'm just sayin.
Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:20 pm
Didn't say that, just thought it was obvious enough it didn't need my grasp of the obvious applied. You know, "HEY, the sky is really BLUE on a nice sunny day..."
Nik - October 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Just because nobody gets it doesn't mean it's not good. Probably just means they're idiots. With exception to Zed of course, who apparantly got it, but is just too GOOD to make a comment.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
I got it, I just thought it was too obvious to comment upon.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
What, Motifake is your drug of choice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 5:11 am
Thanks Aggy....But you didn't have to.....this is my worst poster ever.....no one got it.*sigh*
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:12 am
Eugene - August 22, 2009, 1:21 am
Visa: making a coke head's life that much easier!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
Sometimes it just doesn't work my friend...I have about 20 or so like it. But they always made sense to me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 12:35 pm
I was trying to make a subtle (perhaps too subtle)comparison between Motifakers and substance abusers. "3 lines max".....Maybe I should have waited until I wasn't so fucked up.


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


TAGS: anyone can be a hero
Rating: 2.62/5

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Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:16 am

paint does that for some frickin reason. graphically very solid potential. nice attempt. try putting a spin on the caption or title to get a real reaction.
pzykosiz - September 18, 2010, 5:59 am
qoutes too hard to read, try a lighter colour
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 3:24 am
I approved it, and I agree....... next time, get the pic and use motifake's CREATE to do it right.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 3:21 am
meh, imo this poster looks like crap visually. Good quote and all but the fuzzy pixelation around the pic and verbiage makes me not like it to much.

FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?

TAGS: happy birthday myocardial infarction anyone
Rating: 3.64/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:38 am
thats a lot of bacon
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 5:06 pm
Ah 30, to be young and free again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:03 pm
Did you have a good b-day?....next year is the big 30 eh? On my 30th we had a poker game, there were 20 people in my 1 bedroom apt....I don't remember any of it.
Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)
General1710 - April 11, 2010, 4:50 pm
Dear kird is that his right nut?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:59 am
My God! He's proportioned like a turkey!


TAGS: will anyone remember
Rating: 4.84/5

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caveman - May 19, 2012, 11:28 am
This is just quite spectacular
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:11 am
Very Nice.
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:44 pm
Oh yeah, hm, easy 5s
Greeny - April 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
really n1 hm
mariand - April 25, 2012, 6:29 pm
well done...
Airman - April 25, 2012, 5:03 pm
holymoly - April 25, 2012, 4:44 pm
Thanks LG.... The topic struck me..
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 4:32 pm

Oh, my~~~~5LLLLL

WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome

TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.05/5

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440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls

OUR PRESIDENT - A closed mouth gathers no foot.

TAGS: anyone happy with the change hope
Rating: 2.22/5

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5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:32 pm
I am tempted to do a timmy impression on you

motivation -

TAGS: george carlin can motivate anyone in a heartbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)


TAGS: roll anyone
Rating: 4.08/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2010, 7:03 am
I used this pic. once in a poster. Must agree this is hilarious, better than mine. 5'ers
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:52 am
5 L's. Don't forget the Barbie's who think that being so thin they could be snapped like a twig is healthy. The failure works in both directions.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:41 am
This comes with Crackhead Ken. You line up some crack on her arse he licks it clean.


TAGS: just ask anyone and you will get this little revelation
Rating: 3.3/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 22, 2009, 11:35 am
Unfortunately thats just a good makeup job. They always look that way. From the time you plug them in at their desks to the time you put them back in the closet at closing time.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
But still, that jackass looks like he knows where he's going ...

I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.

TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


TAGS: calendar aussie we ll take anyone
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - October 21, 2011, 3:42 am
As he is actually Australian, he doesn't qualify :)
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:18 am
I'm sorry, but no Hugh Jackman? (5L by the way)
mariand - August 5, 2011, 1:13 pm
Amen...lol 5L


TAGS: youre not fooling anyone cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:25 am
Damn xD toooo nice :p

OPULENCE. - "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money" W.C. Fields.

TAGS: golden showers anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

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GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
Pure Gold :) 5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
Amsome. 5L

ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman

TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


TAGS: best advice never treust anyone especially me anyone can and probably will attempt to kill you
Rating: 3.65/5

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[email protected] - March 27, 2010, 9:00 am
I gave it a 5, but there's gotta be a better picture for this.
Bartimaeus - November 12, 2009, 12:53 am
Thanks for voting *thumbs up* I'm glad you like it.
Bartimaeus - November 12, 2009, 12:52 am
The same place all crazy bitches are found...on a drunken binge.
ICEMAN - November 12, 2009, 12:37 am
Question? Where did you meet my last girlfriend?


TAGS: anyone seen thetrashheap around
Rating: 3.52/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 9:09 am
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 3:56 pm
so are the half price, or do they only solve half the problem?


TAGS: the credit for the joke goes to moo if anyone does not like it the the shit goes to me moo said not to make it into a joke fake princess diana car
Rating: 2.69/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 5:40 pm
Not that bad, Haweh! Not as good as mine, but not that bad... OLO ;)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
I Have Got To Learn To Listen...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Weak....I warned you. 2L
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 2:51 pm
Check Out My Profile, It Happens Way Too Much... :(
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 2:30 pm
Love the mistake, learn the search function and use this as the base for you basement padding. It happens hammy
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 2:28 pm
nope, it stays
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 2:20 pm
I'll see what I can do....
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 1:55 pm
Awkward, Grey Can I Get this Deleted...
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 1:24 pm
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 1:20 pm
check this one out hammy 98238
TheTrashHeap - September 21, 2010, 1:12 pm
I made this joke in the comments the last time someone used this pic.
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:04 pm

groannnnnnnnnnnnnnn. ok...i did olo though. horrible, just horrible

History -

TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm

heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they assist the search function. 5L

USDA Organic -


TAGS: making posters anyone my alibi
Rating: 4.69/5

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rerun - August 4, 2012, 9:34 pm

OK, just now what did you do?

PROOF OF PURCHASE - Like a sincere apology, it's a prerequisite for taking bad shit back.

TAGS: my official mea culpa to rerun and the mods plus anyone else i may have hurt or offended
Rating: 4.36/5

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thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm just not taking shit back. BUTTERFLIES!
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:26 am
I have my gd receipt.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:23 am
D'oh! Wait, huh?
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:10 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:07 am
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am
Oh, shit, Jake, take it back! Quickly! Before your motives are questioned!
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:51 am
Wait, you were gone? nah, j/k, Welcome Back!
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:47 pm
I'm down with happiness and butterflies. Welcome back, veg!
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
This poster is proof enough
rerun - May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm

My offician and unofficial reply is 5L. Welcome back, and you don't need proof of purchase.



TAGS: dark humor anyone
Rating: 4/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:54 pm
me too
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:45 am
was totally expecting "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN" instead =]
HtD - December 19, 2009, 4:52 am
Haha. I love it

HARD WORK - Never killed anyone... But why take the chance in the first place?

AGDANIELE - Used to own a pet rat. Used to.

TAGS: he doesn t share his g with anyone
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm
Taquito. 5L
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 11:53 am
Went the way of Richard Gere's gerbil?

realistically -

TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm

To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.


TAGS: tongue anyone
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:03 pm
Weepingly beautiful. Hauntingly so. Even more so since I noticed the paucity of garlic butter in my fridge. *sigh*

VALENTINES DAY - like the last thing i need is a chocolate heart attack !!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! i love you

TAGS: anyone
Rating: 3/5

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Silverheart - February 15, 2013, 2:14 pm

This would look real nice at the Anime site... www.animeotakus.org Just saying.

Cracked -

Work hard(ly) -

The miracles of life -

Christina Ricci -